christopher posts nonsense.: Archive

Apr 8th

Analogies and Metaphors Found in High School... →

androogenous: “Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.”

Apr 8th

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This made my day. :>

paintingwhiterosesred: Step 1: Google. Step 2: Who is the cutest? Step 3: I’m feeling lucky. ^-^

Apr 4th

Mar 7th

this is the ultimate orgy of homosexuality. good guys and bad guys with dildos as far as the eye can see.

Mar 2nd

Hey, we should talk on AIM. Yes? Ok.

nuclearcojones: ohmisslolax3 I never asked you…why does your sn say “Lola”? You’re name is not Lola. It is Cynthia.

Feb 28th

Feb 21st

I should start to actually post on this.

I’ll try to find some time.

Feb 13th

Reblog if you love Cynthia Elizabeth Marrero.

supercooltumblrname: (via deliham) People better reblog this shit.

Feb 1st

Super freaky lifelike sculptures. →

Jan 31st

Why you guys so excited about Delia getting a...

deliham: supercooltumblrname: alaskanflounderbasket: christopherblogs: She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Delia Geirdich. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in ninth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Michael who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Jersey, and Delia was like,...

Jan 30th

Why you guys so excited about Delia getting a...

She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Delia Geirdich. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in ninth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Michael who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Jersey, and Delia was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to...

Jan 30th

Jan 29th

Mr. Krabs lives in Bikini Bottom.

supercooltumblrname: alaskanflounderbasket: Hehehehehe. Ew Oh my God…ew. That’s dirty.

Jan 27th

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Jan 5th

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Jan 2nd

Jan 1st

Chris: If I lived alone my apartment would smell like sex, weed, cigarrettes, and vodka.
Me: So it would smell like a dirty prostitute.
Chris: Yeah, pretty much.

Jan 1st

Dec 29th

Does Whole Foods accept food stamps?

alaskanflounderbasket: tenfriendsandacrowbar: alaskanflounderbasket: If they do, I’m all in that shit. You broke ass bitch. :) Shut the fuck up. Did you just cuss at me? Don’t you cuss at me. Don’t you cussing cuss at me!

Dec 29th

Does Whole Foods accept food stamps?

alaskanflounderbasket: If they do, I’m all in that shit. You broke ass bitch. :)

Dec 29th

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Dec 23rd

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Hi, hello. I haven’t been on in a while. Well, I’ve been on I just never post. I’m a lurker. I sound like such a creepster saying that. I would like a drink right now. Something strong. Something that will knock me out and when I wake up I won’t remember what happened.

Dec 16th

I hate that my best friend's mom doesn't work...

I don’t get to see her anymore. The last time I saw her was around Thanksgiving. I talk to her on AIM and stuff, but it’s not the same. I miss her voice. I miss her face. I miss her laugh. I miss her smile. I miss her eyes. I miss her hugs. I miss everything about her. Her mom never lets her go out and when she does go out she’s constantly calling her. I’m irritated.

Dec 13th

I don't like getting hit on.

Especially by people on the street. It makes me feel awkward and gross. And I hate when girls hit on me! They never just come up to me and start a conversation or something. They just say “hey” and give me this look like, “you wanna fuck?” If I want you, then I will let you know. Do not try to holler @ me.

Dec 13th

I did not wake up feeling like P-diddy.

alaskanflounderbasket: tenfriendsandacrowbar: (via alaskanflounderbasket) OMG… Did you brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack? No, that’s dirty. I use Colgate. Rofl. :)

Dec 12th

I did not wake up feeling like P-diddy.

(via alaskanflounderbasket) OMG… Did you brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack?

Dec 12th

"Dammit I’m mad" is the same spelt backwards, mind...

daedalian: vanitykills—-: (via likespancakes)

Dec 11th

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It’s about that time of year when my family goes all over the country to celebrate Christmas by getting piss drunk on cheap liquor and giving each other presents that will eventually break and mean nothing anymore. Christmas just brings heart ache to me. Everyone becomes so shallow. Some people won’t ask for anything throughout the whole year, and when Christmas comes they ask for a...

Dec 9th